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Question: "So have you ever killed anyone?"
Answer: "Not today, but it's still a little early."
It's the name tag we all wear proudly. You're a veteran, so of course, it makes sense for dickhead Dave over there to ask you this question.
Be sure and let people know just how wonderful that question is to you, in case anyone forgets.