"Get off my goddamn grass."
Show your support for America's sergeant majors by noting how terribly black their hearts are. Just like our first sergeant mug, this 11oz coffee mug is meant for only the finest brew, and by brew we mean Bud Light. Although coffee would probably work too.
Sergeants Major need love — except they have even blacker hearts than your first sergeant so it will be completely futile.
Oh well, use this coffee cup to drink some fucking coffee, or spit dip in it.