Top off your look like a true armchair strategist with the Houthi PC Small Group Alumni Trucker Cap. Featuring the now-iconic response from National Security Advisor Mike Waltz—👊🇺🇸🔥—this hat is perfect for veterans of digital diplomacy, late-night group texts, and casual violations of national security protocols.
This embroidered cap combines a structured 6-panel design with a breathable mesh back—ideal for keeping a cool head while dropping hot takes in classified Signal threads. The curved visor and matching underbill complete the look, just in case you need shade from the blinding glare of public accountability.
Features:
• 60% cotton, 40% polyester with 100% polyester mesh back—because like government policy, this hat is built from mixed materials and questionable priorities.
• Adjustable plastic snapback for a perfect fit, even when your career prospects are shrinking.
• Pre-curved contrast-stitched visor for the right balance of form, function, and plausible deniability.
Whether you’re headed to a press conference, congressional hearing, or just rehashing last night’s “victory” in the group chat, this cap says what classified briefings can’t: “We definitely shouldn’t be in charge of this.”
