Keep Calm and Get Your Hands Out Of Your Goddamn Pockets Shirt

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"Get your goddamn hands out of your pockets."

If there's one thing your sergeant major or first sergeant wants you to know, it's to get your damn dickskinners out of your pockets.

"You know who put their hands in their pockets? Troops in Vietnam," Sgt. Maj. Chandler wrote at Duffel Blog. "Just ask em’. They’ll tell you no sergeant major ever yelled at them for having their hands in their pockets. I see this as an obvious reason why we failed there."

Also, keep off the damn grass. And your liberty is cancelled because all of you sons of bitches are giving me an ulcer.

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