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Ask Me About My Security Clearance shirt

Ask Me About My Security Clearance shirt

Regular price $25.00 USD
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Unlock the secrets of great style with the "Ask Me About My Security Clearance" t-shirt – the perfect blend of humor and intrigue. Whether you're an actual clearance holder or just enjoy sparking curiosity, this tee is your go-to for a good laugh and a comfortable fit.

Top-Secret Features:

Material: Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a feel that's as smooth as your classified ops. (Heather colors mix in some polyester for extra durability.)
Fabric Weight: A light 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) – ideal for those covert summer missions or layered under a jacket for cooler, undercover assignments.
Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric ensures your shirt maintains its fit, even after it's been through the laundry's debriefing.
Construction: Side-seamed for a structured look that stands up to scrutiny.
Reinforcements: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping, providing reinforcement where it counts, just like your favorite battle buddy.

Wear this shirt to your next casual Friday, coffee run, or even just around the house. It’s designed to be as flattering as your most polished cover story, with the perfect amount of stretch for all-day comfort. Whether you're a master of deception or just like to keep people guessing, the "Ask Me About My Security Clearance" tee is a must-have addition to your wardrobe. Get ready for some curious conversations!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

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“They’ve made a lot of fun of me, and I’ve enjoyed every bit of it.”

James Mattis, former Secretary of Defense