Crack open the fizzy stuff or pour yourself a sophisticated sipper in the glass that's more versatile than a Swiss Army knife at a camping convention. This isn't just any glass—it's the chalice of choice for all your favorite libations, from the beer that tickles your nose to the iced coffee that kick-starts your morning of hate and discontent, and even the high-octane cocktail that launches your weekend hangover.
Here's the sip-and-tell on your new favorite glass:
Material: Made of actual glass, because we believe your drinks should be contained in something as pure as the tears of our adversaries.
Capacity: Can handle 16 oz. (473 ml) of liquid happiness. That's enough to hydrate or dehydrate, depending on the hour of revelry.
Dishwasher/Microwave Status: Like a true hard charger, this glass prefers the manual scrub-down and avoids the nuke option. Not dishwasher or microwave safe because some like it hot, but your glass likes it not.
With a design trendier than a new uniform change and the timeless charm of old-school glassware, this glass will become the go-to for your grip-and-sip moments. It’s the perfect partner for anything from a dignified Manhattan to a no-nonsense Americano, and it's stout enough to hold a root beer float that’ll take you back to your boot camp days (only sweeter and with fewer push-ups).
So raise a toast with this glass—it's the unsung hero of your kitchen cabinet, ready to report for duty at every meal, snack, or solitary sip. Cheers to that!
