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Duffel Blog logo sticker
Duffel Blog logo sticker
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Roll out the humor with the official Duffel Blog logo sticker, the ultimate badge of honor for those who take their satire as seriously as a 5 AM formation. Slap this baby onto your gear and instantly promote it from civilian casual to Special Forces suave — because nothing screams "I read the funnies with my morning chow" quite like a decal that can survive a field exercise.
These stickers aren’t just stickers; they're vinyl battle shields, tougher than your buddy’s third retelling of his slightly embellished boot camp stories.
Here’s the situation report on your new sticker:
Operation Opacity: Armed with high-opacity film, this sticker is less see-through than the excuses of the guy who says he could've been a SEAL.
Bubble Evac Protocol: Application is smoother than a drill sergeant's bald head, ensuring no bubbles stand between you and supreme stickiness.
Vinyl Valor: Crafted from the kind of durable vinyl that laughs in the face of weather, wear, and whatever you throw at it—short of a bayonet charge.
Density Dexterity: Boasting a 95µ density that’s robust enough to make a battalion commander's voice crack with pride.
Whether you’re reinforcing the look of your laptop or turning your bumper into a manifesto of military mirth, this sticker will pass inspection with flying colors. It’s not just a decal; it’s a declaration. It says, "I love my country, I support the troops, and I've got a sense of humor that could defuse a bomb."
So gear up, square away your sticker strategy, and let the world know that you’ve got the kind of style that could only come from the Duffel Blog — where laughter is the best armor.
These stickers aren’t just stickers; they're vinyl battle shields, tougher than your buddy’s third retelling of his slightly embellished boot camp stories.
Here’s the situation report on your new sticker:
Operation Opacity: Armed with high-opacity film, this sticker is less see-through than the excuses of the guy who says he could've been a SEAL.
Bubble Evac Protocol: Application is smoother than a drill sergeant's bald head, ensuring no bubbles stand between you and supreme stickiness.
Vinyl Valor: Crafted from the kind of durable vinyl that laughs in the face of weather, wear, and whatever you throw at it—short of a bayonet charge.
Density Dexterity: Boasting a 95µ density that’s robust enough to make a battalion commander's voice crack with pride.
Whether you’re reinforcing the look of your laptop or turning your bumper into a manifesto of military mirth, this sticker will pass inspection with flying colors. It’s not just a decal; it’s a declaration. It says, "I love my country, I support the troops, and I've got a sense of humor that could defuse a bomb."
So gear up, square away your sticker strategy, and let the world know that you’ve got the kind of style that could only come from the Duffel Blog — where laughter is the best armor.
Size guide
HEIGHT (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
3″×3″ | 3 | 3 |
4″×4″ | 4 | 4 |
5.5″×5.5″ | 5 ½ | 5 ½ |
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“They’ve made a lot of fun of me, and I’ve enjoyed every bit of it.”
—James Mattis, former Secretary of Defense