DuffelCon 2025 Beach Towel

Celebrate the most important gathering of Duffel Blog’s finest with the DuffelCon 2025 Beach Towel—the ultimate souvenir for veterans, humorists, and tactical beach bums alike. Whether you’re sunning on the shore or drying off after a brutal PT session (voluntold, of course), this towel has you covered—literally.

Super soft with a vibrant print on one side and water-absorbent terry fabric on the other, it’s built for optimal lounging, post-dip sarcasm, and surviving yet another DuffelCon hangover.

Specs:

• 52% cotton, 48% polyester blend (US); 50/50 blend (EU)—because life’s better when it’s mixed
• Size: 30″ × 60″ — enough surface area to claim your AO at the pool
• Lightweight, absorbent, and fast-drying for after-action reports from the cabana
• Printed on one side, terry cloth on the other—for looks and logistics
• Durable and DuffelCon-ready

Perfect for:

• Pool parties, beach ops, or tactical lounging
• Drying tears of laughter
• Displaying your commitment to satirical excellence

DuffelCon 2025: One towel. Unlimited bad decisions.

Limited quantities. Unlimited beach swagger.