Because nothing moves faster than government paperwork.
Celebrate the most sacred military tradition with the Hurry Up and Wait shirt—a tribute to standing by, falling in, and wondering why you were told to show up three hours early. Whether you’re killing time at a motor pool, outside the orderly room, or waiting for your next PCS orders to get lost, this shirt lets everyone know you’re operating at peak readiness… for absolutely nothing.
Made from soft, breathable cotton with just the right amount of stretch, it’s perfect for looking busy while doing absolutely nothing (which, let’s be honest, is an MOS in itself).
Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton—soft enough for endless sitting
• Pre-shrunk fabric, unlike your patience
• Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for maximum standing-around durability
• Fabric weight that’s light enough for formation, but heavy enough for formation… in July
Perfect for:
• Waiting to be yelled at
• Waiting for trucks that aren’t coming
• Waiting to reenlist (again)
