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Low Speed High Drag Flag
Low Speed High Drag Flag
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Flies just as slow as you do.
Hang it with pride—or at least mild effort. The Low Speed High Drag Flag is a tribute to everyone who’s not here to set land speed records but still manages to show up (eventually). Whether you’re decorating a barracks room, a garage gym, or your very own motivational black hole, this flag sets the tone: minimal hustle, maximum comfort.
Made from durable, wrinkle-resistant polyester, it won’t crease under pressure—unlike your last promotion board. Two sturdy grommets make it easy to mount, even if you’re still figuring out which way is up.
Specs:
• 100% polyester fabric—lightweight but built to endure years of tactical procrastination
• One-sided print with blank reverse (perfect metaphor for your initiative)
• Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd²—just enough drag for the message to land
• Two iron grommets for effortless hanging, assuming you get around to it
Perfect for:
• Barracks decor that screams “don’t ask me to lead warm-ups”
• Office walls, home gyms, or anywhere motivation flatlines
• Anyone who’s proud to be the last one across the finish line—with style
Low speed. High drag. Full send.
Hang it with pride—or at least mild effort. The Low Speed High Drag Flag is a tribute to everyone who’s not here to set land speed records but still manages to show up (eventually). Whether you’re decorating a barracks room, a garage gym, or your very own motivational black hole, this flag sets the tone: minimal hustle, maximum comfort.
Made from durable, wrinkle-resistant polyester, it won’t crease under pressure—unlike your last promotion board. Two sturdy grommets make it easy to mount, even if you’re still figuring out which way is up.
Specs:
• 100% polyester fabric—lightweight but built to endure years of tactical procrastination
• One-sided print with blank reverse (perfect metaphor for your initiative)
• Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd²—just enough drag for the message to land
• Two iron grommets for effortless hanging, assuming you get around to it
Perfect for:
• Barracks decor that screams “don’t ask me to lead warm-ups”
• Office walls, home gyms, or anywhere motivation flatlines
• Anyone who’s proud to be the last one across the finish line—with style
Low speed. High drag. Full send.
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Loose Signal Chats Greeting Card
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