Low Speed High Drag Flag

Flies just as slow as you do.

Hang it with pride—or at least mild effort. The Low Speed High Drag Flag is a tribute to everyone who’s not here to set land speed records but still manages to show up (eventually). Whether you’re decorating a barracks room, a garage gym, or your very own motivational black hole, this flag sets the tone: minimal hustle, maximum comfort.

Made from durable, wrinkle-resistant polyester, it won’t crease under pressure—unlike your last promotion board. Two sturdy grommets make it easy to mount, even if you’re still figuring out which way is up.

Specs:
• 100% polyester fabric—lightweight but built to endure years of tactical procrastination
• One-sided print with blank reverse (perfect metaphor for your initiative)
• Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd²—just enough drag for the message to land
• Two iron grommets for effortless hanging, assuming you get around to it

Perfect for:
• Barracks decor that screams “don’t ask me to lead warm-ups”
• Office walls, home gyms, or anywhere motivation flatlines
• Anyone who’s proud to be the last one across the finish line—with style

Low speed. High drag. Full send.