Get ready to win at losing with the "Mandatory Fun Day Contestant" shirt – the ultimate uniform for the day when your presence is required, but your enthusiasm is optional.
This isn't just a t-shirt; it's your ticket to surviving those unit events where the fun is as forced as a smile in a yearbook photo. You know the ones: where "mandatory" means "voluntary," but with consequences.
Fabric Composition: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, softer than the CO's heart when he finally gives you that weekend pass. Heather colors include polyester, which, much like your enthusiasm, is blended.
Weight Class: At 4.2 oz, it's light enough to not add to the weight of your existential dread about the day.
Pre-Shrunk Strategy: Pre-shrunk to ensure a fit as consistent as the disappointment of missing a weekend for mandatory fun.
Construction: Side-seamed, because on Mandatory Fun Day, even your shirt should look like it's trying.
Taping: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a fit as solid as the alibi you tried to use to get out of showing up.
Wear this shirt and display your contestant status proudly. You might not win the three-legged race, but you're definitely winning at making the best of a less-than-ideal situation. Welcome to the Mandatory Fun Day squad – where the only prize is getting through it!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
