Slide into a tee that's more comfortable than a well-worn pair of boots and bears the name of your favorite source of military satire—Duffel Blog. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a uniform for the unofficial duty of spreading smiles and sage nods among the ranks of the knowing.
This is your go-to shirt for those days when the mission is casual, but the need for camaraderie is high. Here's the intel on what makes this shirt mission-essential gear:
Fabric Composition: Built with 100% combed and ring-spun cotton—your skin deserves the best, whether you're storming the beach or the couch. Heather colors bring a bit of polyester into the mix, just like that unexpected twist in every Duffel Blog article.
Tactical Colors: Available in a range of colors including Ash, which is 99% cotton for when you want to be almost completely pure, but that 1% rebel won't let you.
Heather Operations: For when you need to blend in with civilians, Heather colors are 52% cotton, and 48% polyester, as versatile as a multi-tool.
Athletic Recon: Athletic and Black Heather boast a high cotton content with just enough polyester to make you feel like you can run a PT test with no sweat (results may vary).
Prism Camo: Heather Prism variants are the choice for those who appreciate the finer details, like the 1% polyester that makes all the difference.
Weight Specs: At a sturdy 4.2 oz (142 g/m2), this shirt is lightweight enough for hot pursuits but tough enough for a game of tug-of-war with your pet.
Ready for Action: Pre-shrunk to ensure your fit is constant, much like your devotion to humor in uniform.
Structural Integrity: Side-seamed construction, giving you a strategic advantage in durability and shape retention.
Rank and File: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping, because every part of the shirt should stand at attention.
When you pull on this shirt, you're not just dressing for the day—you're suiting up to join a special ops squad of humor enthusiasts who get the joke before it's even told. Wear it with pride, and wear it with a smile.
