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Clausewitz coffee mug

Clausewitz coffee mug

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Start your day with a tactical advantage and a burst of honesty with the mug that serves up a steaming cup of reality along with your favorite brew. This ceramic vessel isn’t just a mug—it’s a conversation starter, a statement piece, and a vibrant vanguard against the monotony of morning routines.

Adorned with a design that's as bold as a battle plan, it doesn't shy away from calling out the armchair generals. After all, everyone knows someone who's treated von Clausewitz’s wisdom like a game of Telephone — well, no more. This mug is for those who’ve actually turned the pages of 'On War' and for those who just appreciate a good chuckle with their caffeine kick.

Here’s the sitrep on your new favorite mug:

Composition: Sturdy ceramic, capable of withstanding the heat of battle or the microwave.

Size Details: Standing at a commanding 3.85″ (9.8 cm) tall with a diameter of 3.35″ (8.5 cm). This mug has enough capacity to fuel the longest war room meeting.

Designated Zones: The white print area is your blank canvas, surrounded by a strategically placed color rim, inside, and handle for maximum impact.

Color Strategy: Choose your color. Much like choosing the right camouflage for the operation, choose the hue that suits your morning mission.

Mission Readiness: Fully equipped to handle the dishwasher and microwave. This mug is as resilient as the soldiers Clausewitz wrote about.

Whether you’re planning a campaign or just gearing up to face the day, let this mug remind you and your cohorts to actually read the fine print before quoting the greats. Fill it to the brim and charge into your day with the wisdom of Clausewitz (the parts you've actually read) warming both your hands and your intellect.
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