The moment the group chat went from “classified” to “congressional hearing.”
Capture the exact second morale plummeted and OPSEC packed its bags with this painfully accurate tee. Whether you’re a comms nerd, digital-age warrior, or just love a good catastrophic misstep, the Someone Added Pete Hegseth shirt is your go-to uniform for sarcastic reflection and secure(ish) style.
Made from soft, lightweight cotton with a perfect amount of stretch, it’s comfortable enough for long briefings, short attention spans, and explaining why your Signal thread is now an exhibit in a Senate subcommittee.
Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, just like the story you’ll spin when this leaks
• Pre-shrunk, because the only thing that should shrink is your willingness to hit “send”
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for when you need structural support—because Pete’s not giving it
Perfect for ops centers, command halls, or casual Friday on Capitol Hill. Warning: Wearing this shirt may trigger flashbacks in senior leadership.
