Someone Added Pete Hegseth Shirt

The moment the group chat went from “classified” to “congressional hearing.”

Capture the exact second morale plummeted and OPSEC packed its bags with this painfully accurate tee. Whether you’re a comms nerd, digital-age warrior, or just love a good catastrophic misstep, the Someone Added Pete Hegseth shirt is your go-to uniform for sarcastic reflection and secure(ish) style.

Made from soft, lightweight cotton with a perfect amount of stretch, it’s comfortable enough for long briefings, short attention spans, and explaining why your Signal thread is now an exhibit in a Senate subcommittee.

Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, just like the story you’ll spin when this leaks
• Pre-shrunk, because the only thing that should shrink is your willingness to hit “send”
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for when you need structural support—because Pete’s not giving it

Perfect for ops centers, command halls, or casual Friday on Capitol Hill. Warning: Wearing this shirt may trigger flashbacks in senior leadership.