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Approachable Veteran shirt

Approachable Veteran shirt

Regular price $25.00 USD
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For the vet who's just as comfortable at a backyard BBQ as they are in a foxhole, we present the "Approachable Veteran" shirt. This is the tee that says, "Sure, I've had MREs older than your Spotify playlist, but let's chat about your favorite podcast."

Wearing this shirt is your non-verbal PSA that you're the type of vet who won't go off-script at family gatherings or corporate events. It's for those who've traded their combat boots for comfy sneakers without losing their edge.

Shirt Specs for the Socially Savvy Soldier:

Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton because comfort should never be a casualty. (Heather varieties include polyester because, well, flexibility is key.)
Colors: From 'I've seen some things' Ash to 'I can still PT with the best' Athletic Heather.
Weight: A solid 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) – enough to withstand a barrage of "thank you for your service" without wearing down.
Fit: Pre-shrunk to fit your frame like a well-earned ribbon rack.
Construction: Side-seamed because every veteran knows it's all about having each other's six.
Durability: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping to withstand the friendly fire of backslaps and bro-hugs.

This shirt isn't just a piece of fabric; it's a bridge between worlds – the one where you learned to disassemble an M-16, and the one where you learned to assemble a killer PowerPoint presentation. Wear it, and wear it with pride. You're not dysfunctional, but approachable; a veteran of both service and society.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
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“They’ve made a lot of fun of me, and I’ve enjoyed every bit of it.”

James Mattis, former Secretary of Defense