With this mouse pad, I have launched a rebellion that is well on its way to defeating The Empire. After I showed it to him, Pete Hegseth himself told me that I can work from home anytime I want and I can even drink beer during Zoom meetings. Elon Musk is even so jealous that he is personally driving a Tesla truck to my house so we can play Call of Duty together. It’s almost as epic as my contractor beard.
