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Low Speed High Drag Shirt

Low Speed High Drag Shirt

Regular price $24.99 USD
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Built for comfort. Designed for mediocrity.

Whether you’re the last one across the finish line or just proudly embracing your tactical lack of urgency, the Low Speed High Drag shirt is your uniform of choice. It’s the perfect fit for anyone who’s all heart, minimal hustle, and just here for the gear.

Made from soft, lightweight, combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee offers just enough stretch to accommodate post-PT brunch and that motivational energy level of “meh.” Pre-shrunk and side-seamed for a reliable fit—even when your performance isn’t.

Features:
• 100% cotton (or poly blend for heathered vibes), because high drag doesn’t mean low standards in comfort
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for structural integrity, even if your knees aren’t
• Fabric weight light enough for a brisk walk to the DFAC and back

Perfect for gym trips you plan but don’t take, hikes that somehow end at a brewery, or just letting the world know your idea of “combat ready” is emotionally, not physically.

Own your pace. Embrace the drag.

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