Loose Signal Chats Greeting Card

Because nothing says “I care” like a retro-inspired warning about digital recklessness.

Perfect for birthdays, promotions, retirements—or just gently roasting that one friend who treats Signal like a confessional booth—the Loose Signal Chats greeting card combines vintage vibes with a modern dose of “don’t be that guy.” Whether you’re sending love, congratulations, or a subtle reminder to maybe not drop classified in the group chat, this card delivers with vibrant color and brutal accuracy.

Specs:
• Printed on heavyweight 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard—sturdy enough for satire
• Available in Small, Medium, and “oh no, they really did that” Large
• Toner-based printing for vivid colors and maximum snark impact
• Comes with a complimentary envelope, so even your warnings arrive professionally

Perfect For:
– Sending encouragement (or mockery) to your OPSEC-challenged comrades
– Gag gifts for the intel community
– That Signal thread reunion no one asked for

Because loose chats don’t just sink ships—they ruin careers.