Duffel Blog 'Joe' trucker hat
Duffel Blog 'Joe' trucker hat
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Be better than the average Joe. Elevate your headgear game with the Duffel Blog 'Joe' trucker hat – the hat that's got more personality than a drill instructor on double espresso. Made for the discerning satirist who likes their style served with a side of snark, this cap isn’t just a piece of apparel. It’s a declaration of dapper with a smirk.
Here's the lowdown on your head's new best friend:
Frontline Fabric: 100% polyester front, because your forehead deserves the frontline treatment.
Breeze Brigade: 100% polyester mesh back to keep the cranial climate in check – because nobody likes a sweaty strategist.
Foam Fortress: Laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam. It's like a personal flak jacket for your brainbox.
Cap Commandments: Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile – because it’s time your headwear had a rank upgrade.
Stitching Strategy: 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor, laying down the law with every line.
Seamless HQ: Seamless foam front panel with lining, smoother than a diplomat's spiel.
Undercover Uniformity: Matching fabric undervisor and braid that's got more matchy-matchy than a new recruit's uniform.
Sweatband Alliance: Because even your perspiration needs an ally.
Snap to Fit: An adjustable plastic snap that's easier to handle than a new recruit—fits most noggins with a click.
Don the Duffel Blog trucker hat and let the world know you're more than an average Joe—you're the Commander-in-Caps. It's not just a hat, it's a conversation starter, a statement piece, and a salute to humor all rolled into one. Style it with whatever you want, whenever you want, because when you're this epic, you make the rules.
Here's the lowdown on your head's new best friend:
Frontline Fabric: 100% polyester front, because your forehead deserves the frontline treatment.
Breeze Brigade: 100% polyester mesh back to keep the cranial climate in check – because nobody likes a sweaty strategist.
Foam Fortress: Laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam. It's like a personal flak jacket for your brainbox.
Cap Commandments: Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile – because it’s time your headwear had a rank upgrade.
Stitching Strategy: 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor, laying down the law with every line.
Seamless HQ: Seamless foam front panel with lining, smoother than a diplomat's spiel.
Undercover Uniformity: Matching fabric undervisor and braid that's got more matchy-matchy than a new recruit's uniform.
Sweatband Alliance: Because even your perspiration needs an ally.
Snap to Fit: An adjustable plastic snap that's easier to handle than a new recruit—fits most noggins with a click.
Don the Duffel Blog trucker hat and let the world know you're more than an average Joe—you're the Commander-in-Caps. It's not just a hat, it's a conversation starter, a statement piece, and a salute to humor all rolled into one. Style it with whatever you want, whenever you want, because when you're this epic, you make the rules.
Size guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
One size | 24 - 26 | 6 | 3 | 8 ⅝ |
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“They’ve made a lot of fun of me, and I’ve enjoyed every bit of it.”
—James Mattis, former Secretary of Defense