Pull on a piece of pure satirical spirit with the Duffel Blog's 'Deployed Worldwide' tee, your go-to garb for everything from propping up the bar to prostrating yourself at the porcelain altar after a PT session that went from "all good" to "oh no" faster than a private can make a sergeant facepalm.
This isn't just any old shirt. It's a salute to those who appreciate a little irreverence with their reps. Here's the low-down on your new upper body camo:
Material of Honor: Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton — it's like freedom you can wear. The heather varieties blend in polyester like a well-camouflaged E-4.
Colors of Valor: With a range fit for a general's wardrobe, sport your Duffel pride at the bar or blend in with the dawn during morning PT.
PT-Proof Build: Weighing in at a solid 4.2 oz (142 g/m2), it's durable enough for the rigors of the squat rack but won't weigh you down when you're sprinting to the finish line (or the bathroom).
Barracks-Ready: Pre-shrunk to fit you like your military career — consistently reliable no matter how many times it goes through the wash.
Structurally Sound: With side-seamed construction, it'll stay straighter than a formation line-up.
Saluting Shoulders: The shoulder-to-shoulder taping ensures it holds rank even when you're carrying the weight of the world, or just a really heavy ruck.
So whether you're lounging at the base, lifting at the gym, or lamenting last night's decisions, this tee's got your six. Wear it and wear it proud — it's your unofficial-official off-duty uniform.
