I Served My Country Burning Shit Shirt

Some heroes wear medals. Others just smell faintly of diesel, human waste, and regret.

This shirt is for the veterans who remember the real deployments — the ones where you spent more time stirring the burn barrel than fighting insurgents. Soft, breathable, and guaranteed to be more comfortable than an MRE-induced bowel movement, this tee is your badge of honor for surviving the world’s worst latrine duty.

Perfect for:
• Reminding your buddies who really kept the FOB running
• Starting awkward conversations at the VA
• Wearing while explaining what “burning shit” actually means to confused civilians

Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (or a polyester blend for those who can’t handle pure grit), this shirt is pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and stitched tighter than a lance corporal’s sphincter on payday.

Wear it proudly — you’ve earned it.