Celebrate tactical brilliance, emoji diplomacy, and total OPSEC failure with the shirt that says, “I was there (in the Signal thread).” Featuring the now-iconic response from National Security Advisor Mike Waltz—👊🇺🇸🔥—this shirt is perfect for alumni of group chats where classified info and patriotic emojis go hand in hand.
Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s soft enough to wear during late-night war planning sessions and breathable enough for the fallout when someone leaks the whole thing to The Atlantic. The emoji design keeps things simple, just like Waltz’s understanding of digital security.
Features:
• Pre-shrunk fabric, because the only thing that should shrink is your trust in encrypted group chats.
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and side-seamed construction for durability, even under intense scrutiny from congressional oversight.
• Lightweight and flattering, perfect for press briefings, court dates, or casual treason.
Whether you’re a Houthi PC veteran, a fan of emoji-based foreign policy, or just love your satire spicy, this shirt delivers maximum firepower with minimum accountability. 👊🇺🇸🔥 — now available in cotton.
Fantastic shirt. Thanks Duffel Blog for getting this one out so quickly!
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Linda Safarli
The best shirt ever
I love the shirt! I ordered one size up because it’s made out of nice soft cotton that tends to shrink after the first wash. Beautiful emojis nicely printed on the shirt. Wash in cold water gentle cycle, and dry on low heat, Made to last.
