Houthi PC Small Group Alumni Shorts

Because nothing says “quiet professional” like emoji-based war planning and poolside vibes.

Take a break from high-level strategic leaks and enjoy the Houthi PC Small Group Alumni Shorts—perfect for lounging near the blast radius of your last bad idea. Inspired by the infamous 👊🇺🇸🔥 emoji exchange that nearly became a diplomatic incident, these swim trunks are designed for alumni of group chats that should’ve been court-martialed.

Crafted from quick-drying polyester and printed with vibrant, morale-crushing irony, these shorts are built for beach days, backyard barbecues, and awkward Senate hearings.

Product Specs:

• 100% polyester for durable performance and plausible deniability

• Lightweight, quick-drying fabric so you can evacuate the pool and the AO

• Adjustable drawstring for a fit tighter than your comms discipline

• Structured side seams to support both posture and sarcasm

• Advanced printing = vibrant, classified-level visibility

Perfect for:

• Pool parties with a questionable Rules of Engagement

• Vacations from accountability

• Anyone who’s ever responded to a war plan with just three emojis

Soak in the sunshine.

Evade responsibility.

Celebrate your alumni status.

👊🇺🇸🔥, forever.