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Soup Sandwich Shirt
Soup Sandwich Shirt
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$24.99 USD
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$24.99 USD
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Messy. Questionable. Somehow still functional—just like you.
This shirt proudly celebrates the military’s favorite way to describe a complete disaster: the soup sandwich. Whether you’re a walking safety violation, a lovable hot mess, or just here for the chaos, this tee lets the world know you’re doing your best… sort of.
Made from soft, lightweight cotton with the perfect stretch, it’s built for everything from morning formations to midnight regrettable decisions. Comfortable, flattering, and structurally sound—unlike your last field exercise.
Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton—smooth as that excuse you gave your squad leader
• Pre-shrunk fabric so it fits better than your duty belt
• Durable side seams and shoulder-to-shoulder taping to hold it together when you can’t
• Fabric weight: light enough to run in, heavy enough to cover your shame
Perfect for:
• The E-4 mafia
• Weekend warriors and weekday trainwrecks
• Anyone who’s ever been called “a soup sandwich” and took it as a compliment
Because sometimes the mission fails—but the fit doesn’t.
This shirt proudly celebrates the military’s favorite way to describe a complete disaster: the soup sandwich. Whether you’re a walking safety violation, a lovable hot mess, or just here for the chaos, this tee lets the world know you’re doing your best… sort of.
Made from soft, lightweight cotton with the perfect stretch, it’s built for everything from morning formations to midnight regrettable decisions. Comfortable, flattering, and structurally sound—unlike your last field exercise.
Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton—smooth as that excuse you gave your squad leader
• Pre-shrunk fabric so it fits better than your duty belt
• Durable side seams and shoulder-to-shoulder taping to hold it together when you can’t
• Fabric weight: light enough to run in, heavy enough to cover your shame
Perfect for:
• The E-4 mafia
• Weekend warriors and weekday trainwrecks
• Anyone who’s ever been called “a soup sandwich” and took it as a compliment
Because sometimes the mission fails—but the fit doesn’t.
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