Because sometimes you need a glass—and sometimes you need a glass full of perspective.
Whether you’re raising a toast to life’s wins, losses, or complete train wrecks, the Suck It Up Wine Glass is the perfect companion. With 15 oz. of tactical capacity, this glass delivers your favorite beverage with a side of reality: no whining, no excuses—just pour, sip, and carry on.
Made from sleek, high-quality glass, it’s perfect for everything from celebrating promotions to surviving family dinners without committing a felony.
Specs:
• 15 oz. volume—enough for coping, celebrating, or both
• Simple, durable design for serious (and not-so-serious) occasions
• Hand-wash only, because if you can suck it up, you can wash a damn glass
• Made and printed in the USA
Perfect for:
• Toasting to mandatory fun
• Prepping for “one last drink” that turns into five
• Field-grade officers, senior NCOs, and professional complainers turned quiet reflectors
When life hands you problems, don’t cry into your wine. Suck it up—and pour another.
