Because not all leaks are intelligence failures—some are just good decisions in your pocket.
Discreet, durable, and dripping with irony, the Whiskey Leaks Flask is the ultimate accessory for sipping while slipping through the cracks. Inspired by the bold tradition of accidental overshares and emoji-fueled war plans, this 6oz flask is perfect for anyone who believes national security should always be paired with a splash of something strong.
Made from rugged stainless steel with a sleek powder-coated finish, it’s as mission-ready as your last group chat wasn’t. Whether you’re on a camping trip, at a questionable promotion ceremony, or just surviving the briefing from hell, this flask delivers the good stuff—securely and stylishly.
Specs:
6oz stainless steel flask—just enough to forget what Pete Hegseth promised
Powder-coated finish for tactical elegance
Leak-proof lid (unlike the last Signal thread)
Compact and portable—ideal for field ops, liberty calls, or Pentagon happy hours
Double-wall insulation keeps your secrets—and your spirits—at the right temperature
Perfect for:
Groomsmen, drinking buddies, or your favorite retired E-7
Holiday gifts, deployment send-offs, or just casual acts of espionage
Anyone who appreciates satire with a side of whiskey
