You're Welcome For My Service Beanie

Keeping your head warm—and your sarcasm hotter.

Top off your look with the You’re Welcome For My Service beanie, the perfect accessory for reminding civilians, coworkers, and innocent bystanders that yes—you served, and yes—you’re still accepting thank-yous. Whether you’re braving winter weather, bad decisions, or just a particularly windy Veterans Day parade, this snug, form-fitting beanie has you covered.

Made from 100% Turbo Acrylic for maximum comfort and durability, it’s lightweight enough for daily wear but heavy enough to carry your well-earned sense of superiority.

Specs:
• 100% Turbo Acrylic—soft enough to wear during awkward gratitude encounters
• 12″ length for that perfectly slouchy or cuffed look
• Hypoallergenic, because your service may have been rough, but your beanie shouldn’t be
• Unisex style for every warfighter, veteran, and occasional stolen valor enthusiast
• Hand washable—because you’re too smart to ruin it in the machine

Perfect for:
• Cold morning formation flexes
• Low-key Veterans Day humblebrags
• Reminding everyone at the bar you already earned your beer discount

Service was mandatory. Sarcasm is forever. You’re welcome.