3A Absolutist Hat

Because the Third Amendment still slaps.

The 3A Absolutist Hat is for Americans who know deep down in their hearts that the 3rd Amendment doesn’t get enough respect — and they’re willing to wear that conviction on their damn heads.

This isn’t just a hat. It’s a statement: “Not in my house, Sergeant.” Whether you’re on your porch scanning for quartering troops, or just quartering a beer in the backyard, this five-panel beauty keeps you protected from tyranny, UV rays, and bad fashion.

Made from a 65/35 polyester-cotton blend, the 3A Absolutist Hat offers breathable freedom for your scalp — because this is still America, and we don’t let the government tell our heads what to do. The structured front panel keeps your principles firm, the adjustable snap fits every freedom-loving noggin, and the slightly curved visor provides shade from both the sun and intrusive government inquiries.

Perfect for veterans, libertarians, history nerds, and anyone who’s ever said, “I support the Constitution — all of it.”

Specs:
• 65% polyester, 35% cotton (breathable like liberty itself)
• Structured front panel for unwavering convictions
• Mid-profile fit — comfortable yet uncompromising
• Adjustable snap closure — one size fits all patriots
• Matching undervisor and sweatband for a polished finish
• Blank product sourced from China and Myanmar (ironically)

Wear it proudly. Sleep soundly.

And remember: No soldier shall, in time of peace, be quartered upon thy scalp.