Because promises made during confirmation hearings don’t count after happy hour.
Raise a glass to Pete Hegseth’s bold vow: "As secretary of defense ... I'm not going to have a drink at all. This is the biggest deployment of my life, and there won't be a drop of alcohol on my lips while I'm doing it."
Naturally, we made a glass to commemorate the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said. The Alcoholic SecDef Glass is perfect for veterans, political junkies, and anyone who understands that nothing pairs with poor judgment like a strong pour.
With a 16 oz. capacity and classic shaker pint shape, it’s just as useful for sipping neat as it is for mixing something questionable. Durable, functional, and full of irony—just like the man himself.
Specs:
• 16 oz. volume—enough for whiskey, denial, or diplomatic regret
• Simple, durable glass construction—because you’ll probably drop it anyway
• Can double as a cocktail shaker for “post-confirmation” beverages
• Hand-wash only (like your record, preferably before the next hearing)
• Each glass is unique, with tiny imperfections—just like the confirmation process
Perfect for:
• Military happy hours with heavy side-eyes
• Watching C-SPAN while double-fisting irony
• Toasting to the kind of leadership that gets you a glass instead of a legacy
Drink up. He probably did. Now available without Senate oversight.
