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Alcoholic SecDef Rocks Glass
Alcoholic SecDef Rocks Glass
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For promises broken—and drinks poured—with confidence.
Commemorate the proud tradition of public vows and private pours with the Alcoholic SecDef Rocks Glass, a tribute to Pete Hegseth’s infamous promise to quit drinking if confirmed as Secretary of Defense.
This 10.5 oz. rocks glass is perfect for whiskey, bourbon, or whatever you’re sipping while making life decisions that would definitely not survive a background check. Sturdy, stylish, and just the right size for a heavy-handed pour when irony calls for a toast.
Specs:
• 10.5 oz. volume—because anything less wouldn’t be in the spirit of service
• Durable glass construction, perfect for surviving “spirited” policy debates
• Height: 3.4”, Diameter: 3.2”—compact enough to fit your drink and your regrets
• Hand-wash only, because if you can break a promise, you can hand-wash a glass
Perfect for:
• Veterans with a sharp memory and a sharper sense of humor
• Cocktail hours fueled by satire and low expectations
• Toasting to leadership decisions that definitely needed a double
Raise your glass—and lower your standards. Confirmation not required.
Commemorate the proud tradition of public vows and private pours with the Alcoholic SecDef Rocks Glass, a tribute to Pete Hegseth’s infamous promise to quit drinking if confirmed as Secretary of Defense.
This 10.5 oz. rocks glass is perfect for whiskey, bourbon, or whatever you’re sipping while making life decisions that would definitely not survive a background check. Sturdy, stylish, and just the right size for a heavy-handed pour when irony calls for a toast.
Specs:
• 10.5 oz. volume—because anything less wouldn’t be in the spirit of service
• Durable glass construction, perfect for surviving “spirited” policy debates
• Height: 3.4”, Diameter: 3.2”—compact enough to fit your drink and your regrets
• Hand-wash only, because if you can break a promise, you can hand-wash a glass
Perfect for:
• Veterans with a sharp memory and a sharper sense of humor
• Cocktail hours fueled by satire and low expectations
• Toasting to leadership decisions that definitely needed a double
Raise your glass—and lower your standards. Confirmation not required.
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