No degree. No bar exam. Just loud confidence and zero legal standing.
Enroll in the only institution where Article 15 advice comes from that one guy who “knows a guy” and where all legal arguments begin with, “Well, actually, the UCMJ says…” The Barracks School of Law shirt is the perfect uniform for self-appointed legal experts whose courtroom is the smoke pit and whose citations are 90% hearsay.
Made from soft, lightweight cotton with just the right stretch, it’s comfortable enough for late-night debates, field phone law consults, or explaining why your CO can’t actually do that (spoiler: they can).
Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for all-day “representation”
• Pre-shrunk fabric—unlike your rapidly shrinking credibility
• Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping—structurally sound, unlike your legal advice
Perfect for:
• The barracks know-it-all
• Armchair JAGs
• Anyone who’s ever said “double jeopardy” at a Captain’s Mast
Legal disclaimer: This shirt will not hold up in court. But it will hold up in the laundry.
