Clean On OPSEC Postcard

*Perfect for when you want to say “I care” without saying too much.

Inspired by Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth’s now-iconic words—“We are currently clean on OPSEC”—this postcard is the ideal way to stay in touch without compromising national security. Whether you’re writing home from a forward operating base or just letting your group chat know you’ve double-checked the recipient list, this card says it all with a wink and plausible deniability.

Printed on thick, high-quality matte paper, it’s sturdy enough to survive the mailroom and vague enough to pass a security review. Send it with pride. No encryption required.*

Features:
• 4″ × 6″ of OPSEC-compliant communication
• Premium cardboard paper for when your words should be impactful, but not traceable
• Coated outer surface for durability—even in hostile inboxes
• Blank inside, just like the Signal thread after everyone realized what they posted

Whether it’s a birthday, a holiday, or just a “hey, I didn’t leak anything today,” this postcard is your go-to for low-risk, high-satire correspondence.

Currently clean on OPSEC. Until proven otherwise.