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Congrats On Promotion Card
Congrats On Promotion Card
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Because with great power comes great blame.
Celebrate your favorite overachiever with this brutally honest promotion card. Whether they’re moving up in rank, getting that long-awaited title bump, or just earning a shinier target on their back, this card is the perfect way to say, “Congrats… and good luck with that.”
Featuring a delightfully sarcastic message and crisp toner-based printing, it’s perfect for slipping into a gift bag, taping to a locker, or handing over with a knowing smirk during the next awkward formation.
Specs:
• 14.77 oz/yd² paperboard—sturdy enough to survive the chain of command
• Vibrant, long-lasting print with military-grade sarcasm
• Includes complimentary envelope for stealth delivery
Perfect for:
• Promotions
• Reenlistments
• Anyone brave (or naive) enough to take command
Here’s to their next rank—and the mountain of emails that come with it.
Celebrate your favorite overachiever with this brutally honest promotion card. Whether they’re moving up in rank, getting that long-awaited title bump, or just earning a shinier target on their back, this card is the perfect way to say, “Congrats… and good luck with that.”
Featuring a delightfully sarcastic message and crisp toner-based printing, it’s perfect for slipping into a gift bag, taping to a locker, or handing over with a knowing smirk during the next awkward formation.
Specs:
• 14.77 oz/yd² paperboard—sturdy enough to survive the chain of command
• Vibrant, long-lasting print with military-grade sarcasm
• Includes complimentary envelope for stealth delivery
Perfect for:
• Promotions
• Reenlistments
• Anyone brave (or naive) enough to take command
Here’s to their next rank—and the mountain of emails that come with it.
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