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Football Bat Hat
Football Bat Hat
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Proudly honoring the highest standard of being completely jacked up.
In the grand tradition of colorful military insults, few honors are greater than being told you’re “as fucked up as a football bat.” Now, you can wear that title with pride. The Football Bat Hat is for the warriors, the misfits, and the magnificent disasters who know that chaos isn’t a bug—it’s a feature.
With a classic structured fit, breathable mesh back, and an adjustable snapback, this trucker cap is mission-ready for anyone operating with bad ideas, good intentions, and zero logical outcomes.
Specs:
• 60% cotton, 40% polyester front panel—solid enough for even the most unstable situations
• 100% polyester mesh back—because airflow is critical when you’re trying to think through bad decisions
• Structured 6-panel, mid-profile design, built better than the plans you’re about to execute
• Pre-curved visor with matching underbill for shading from the blinding light of regret
• Adjustable plastic snapback—for a perfect fit, no matter how off-course you are
Perfect for:
• Boots, barracks lawyers, and beloved train wrecks
• Staff duty adventures and safety briefs gone sideways
• Anyone who’s ever been lovingly (or not-so-lovingly) compared to a football bat
You’re not broken—you’re tactical chaos.
Own it. Wear it. Wreak havoc.
In the grand tradition of colorful military insults, few honors are greater than being told you’re “as fucked up as a football bat.” Now, you can wear that title with pride. The Football Bat Hat is for the warriors, the misfits, and the magnificent disasters who know that chaos isn’t a bug—it’s a feature.
With a classic structured fit, breathable mesh back, and an adjustable snapback, this trucker cap is mission-ready for anyone operating with bad ideas, good intentions, and zero logical outcomes.
Specs:
• 60% cotton, 40% polyester front panel—solid enough for even the most unstable situations
• 100% polyester mesh back—because airflow is critical when you’re trying to think through bad decisions
• Structured 6-panel, mid-profile design, built better than the plans you’re about to execute
• Pre-curved visor with matching underbill for shading from the blinding light of regret
• Adjustable plastic snapback—for a perfect fit, no matter how off-course you are
Perfect for:
• Boots, barracks lawyers, and beloved train wrecks
• Staff duty adventures and safety briefs gone sideways
• Anyone who’s ever been lovingly (or not-so-lovingly) compared to a football bat
You’re not broken—you’re tactical chaos.
Own it. Wear it. Wreak havoc.
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