The Houthi PC Small Group Beach Towel is your go-to gear for soaking up sun, shame, and the consequences of unauthorized emoji-based warfare. Whether you’re lounging poolside or plotting your next career-ending group chat, this towel delivers high-speed absorbency and low-speed accountability.
Featuring the iconic 👊🇺🇸🔥 insignia of the world’s most infamous Signal thread, this towel is a soft, sarcastic salute to all who served in the shadows of strategic blunders. Quick-drying and plush-backed, it’s ideal for beach ops, liberty calls, or casually drying off after metaphorically setting the region on fire.
Product Features:
Soft cotton loop backing for post-dip comfort and post-deployment reflection
Durable polyester front for vivid printing and lasting shame
Hemmed edges to hold it together better than the NSC
Absorbent enough for pool water, sweat, or tears of regret
Two mission-ready sizes: 30” × 60” (tactical) or 36” × 72” (full cover-up for full deniability)
Perfect for:
Beach days, boat ops, and blowback
Retired emoji warriors
Alumni of the “Houthi PC Small Group” and other classified misadventures
Dry fast. Lie low. Emoji responsibly.
Because some beach towels carry more heat than others.
