Houthi PC Small Group Beach Towel

Dry off from poor decisions in tactical comfort.

The Houthi PC Small Group Beach Towel is your go-to gear for soaking up sun, shame, and the consequences of unauthorized emoji-based warfare. Whether you’re lounging poolside or plotting your next career-ending group chat, this towel delivers high-speed absorbency and low-speed accountability.

Featuring the iconic 👊🇺🇸🔥 insignia of the world’s most infamous Signal thread, this towel is a soft, sarcastic salute to all who served in the shadows of strategic blunders. Quick-drying and plush-backed, it’s ideal for beach ops, liberty calls, or casually drying off after metaphorically setting the region on fire.

Product Features:

• Soft cotton loop backing for post-dip comfort and post-deployment reflection
• Durable polyester front for vivid printing and lasting shame
• Hemmed edges to hold it together better than the NSC
• Absorbent enough for pool water, sweat, or tears of regret
• Two mission-ready sizes: 30” × 60” (tactical) or 36” × 72” (full cover-up for full deniability)

Perfect for:

• Beach days, boat ops, and blowback
• Retired emoji warriors
• Alumni of the “Houthi PC Small Group” and other classified misadventures

Dry fast. Lie low. Emoji responsibly.

Because some beach towels carry more heat than others.