Loose Signal Chats Poster

Because “end-to-end encryption” can’t save you from end-to-career mistakes.

Inspired by WWII’s iconic “Loose Lips Sink Ships” campaign, this modern take warns of an equally dangerous enemy: unsecured Signal chats and senior officials with access to emojis and zero chill. Printed on thick, museum-quality matte paper, the Loose Signal Chats poster is a hilarious — and hauntingly accurate — reminder that even encrypted threads can go full Titanic with just one “👊🇺🇸🔥.”

Perfect for offices, SCIFs, comms rooms, or anywhere someone might confuse a group chat for a secure briefing.

Specs:
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil — thick enough to absorb the shock of another OPSEC failure
• 189 g/m² paper weight, because this message needs gravity
• Brightness: 104%, unlike that decision to text a battle plan
• Printed on premium paper sourced from Japan, but hopefully not shared with anyone in the Signal thread

Post it. Frame it. Whisper to it in frustration. Just don’t forward it to the whole Joint Staff.