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Marine Masturbating Post Card

Marine Masturbating Post Card

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Ready to deliver a dose of irreverent humor with a side of patriotism? The Duffel Blog postcard is your ticket to making someone's mailbox an outpost of freedom.

Check out your new first-class morale booster:

Operation: High-Quality Comms: These postcards are made from thick, high-quality matte paper that could survive a tour of duty in your friend's pocket or a stint on a fridge under a magnet.

Tactical Data: Full bleed with a 300 GSM weight, it's the heavy artillery of postcards. Paper thickness: 0.013″ (0.34 mm), because flimsy is not in our vocabulary.

Stealth Features: A laminated feel for that smooth, classified-top-secret-doc touch, with a white matte back featuring a small QR code or bar code for when you need to call in reinforcements.

Logistics: This blank product is sourced from the United States, ensuring you're supporting domestic operations.

Whether you’re sending it to a devil dog or your buddy who collects military memorabilia, this postcard is guaranteed to command attention. Let's face it, it's the kind of honest communication that only the brave can handle — and it's sure to bring a knowing smirk to any service member who's endured the sandbox.
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