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Military Evolution Shirt

Military Evolution Shirt

Regular price $24.99 USD
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From upright to overworked—evolution has peaked in body armor.

This shirt captures the heroic (and slightly hunched) march of progress from primal ape to overburdened grunt. The Military Evolution Shirt is perfect for anyone who knows that the true pinnacle of human development involves a 90-pound ruck, knee pain, and a permanent forward lean.

Made from soft, breathable cotton with just the right amount of stretch, it’s ideal for range days, gym time, or explaining to civilians why you’re shaped like a question mark.

Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton—because your back already hurts, your shirt shouldn’t
• Pre-shrunk, unlike your spine
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability under the crushing weight of expectations (and gear)
• Printed with the ultimate glow-down in evolution

Perfect for:
• Infantry humor
• Crayon enthusiasts of all ranks
• Tactical Darwinists

Wear it proudly—before you devolve into your final form: medically retired.

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