Operation Ending Freedom sticker

Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or the side of an unmarked DHS van. The Operation Ending Freedom Sticker lets you slap a little satire on any surface — and like the operation itself, once it’s stuck, it’s probably not going anywhere for a while.

Printed on durable, high-opacity adhesive vinyl, these stickers cover up whatever came before: old bumper stickers, protest art, or that pesky First Amendment. Easy, bubble-free application means you won’t get wrinkles, even if democracy does.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through — like Pentagon budget justifications
• Fast, bubble-free application — smoother than a press conference excuse
• Durable vinyl — built tougher than your civil liberties under curfew
• 95µ density — because “ending freedom” should have a little weight to it

Pro tip: clean the surface before applying, unless you’re going for that “graffiti on a Humvee” aesthetic.