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No Shit, There I Was shirt

No Shit, There I Was shirt

Regular price $25.00 USD
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Ready to wear your most epic tales on your sleeve? Or, well, technically on your chest? The "No Shit, There I Was" tee is practically a wearable war story, sans the actual classified info, of course.

Let's break down your new verbal valor badge:

Fabric: We're talking 100% combed and ring-spun cotton here. That's mil-spec for "it feels like your old academy tee but without the sweat stains and despair."
Variety: With a smorgasbord of colors like Ash, Heather, Athletic, and Black Heather, there's a shade for every level of storytelling flair.
Durability: At 4.2 oz, this fabric weight means it's sturdy enough to withstand a few "friendly" bar-side grabs as your story heats up.
Fit: Pre-shrunk with side-seamed construction, because the only surprise you want is on the listeners' faces, not the fit of your shirt post-wash.
Comfort: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means you're battle-ready, or bar-ready, with comfort that'll last longer than your audience's attention span.

This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a conversation starter, a silent heads-up that you've got stories that'll make their mandatory online training look like a tropical getaway. So, grab one, and let the "No Shit, There I Was" moments begin!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
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“They’ve made a lot of fun of me, and I’ve enjoyed every bit of it.”

James Mattis, former Secretary of Defense