Ready to wear your most epic tales on your sleeve? Or, well, technically on your chest? The "No Shit, There I Was" tee is practically a wearable war story, sans the actual classified info, of course.
Let's break down your new verbal valor badge:
Fabric: We're talking 100% combed and ring-spun cotton here. That's mil-spec for "it feels like your old academy tee but without the sweat stains and despair."
Variety: With a smorgasbord of colors like Ash, Heather, Athletic, and Black Heather, there's a shade for every level of storytelling flair.
Durability: At 4.2 oz, this fabric weight means it's sturdy enough to withstand a few "friendly" bar-side grabs as your story heats up.
Fit: Pre-shrunk with side-seamed construction, because the only surprise you want is on the listeners' faces, not the fit of your shirt post-wash.
Comfort: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means you're battle-ready, or bar-ready, with comfort that'll last longer than your audience's attention span.
This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a conversation starter, a silent heads-up that you've got stories that'll make their mandatory online training look like a tropical getaway. So, grab one, and let the "No Shit, There I Was" moments begin!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
