Thank Me For My Service Beer Koozie
Thank Me For My Service Beer Koozie
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$5.99
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$5.99
Regular price
Because nothing says “patriotism” like holding a cold one in style.
Raise a can to yourself—and make sure everyone else does too—with the Thank Me For My Service Beer Koozie. Featuring tactical sarcasm and strategic beverage insulation, this koozie is the perfect way to keep your drink cold, your hands warm, and your ego fully inflated.
Made from high-grade neoprene with ribbed seams, it’s rugged enough for backyard barbecues, beach ops, tailgates, and any Veterans Day celebration where you graciously accept thanks (and another beer).
Specs:
• Durable neoprene construction, waterproof and warrior-proof
• Fits both standard and slim cans—because tactical hydration comes in all sizes
• Ribbed seams for added durability during high-tempo drinking ops
• Spot cleanable, just like your record after NJP
• Printed proudly in the US (even if you aren’t using it responsibly)
Perfect for:
• Veterans, active duty, and those who served… honorably-ish
• Anyone who believes gratitude should be cold, carbonated, and in your hand
• Adding a bit of sarcasm to your next toast
Mission: Hydration. Attitude: Maximum.
Thank yourself first. Let others catch up.
Raise a can to yourself—and make sure everyone else does too—with the Thank Me For My Service Beer Koozie. Featuring tactical sarcasm and strategic beverage insulation, this koozie is the perfect way to keep your drink cold, your hands warm, and your ego fully inflated.
Made from high-grade neoprene with ribbed seams, it’s rugged enough for backyard barbecues, beach ops, tailgates, and any Veterans Day celebration where you graciously accept thanks (and another beer).
Specs:
• Durable neoprene construction, waterproof and warrior-proof
• Fits both standard and slim cans—because tactical hydration comes in all sizes
• Ribbed seams for added durability during high-tempo drinking ops
• Spot cleanable, just like your record after NJP
• Printed proudly in the US (even if you aren’t using it responsibly)
Perfect for:
• Veterans, active duty, and those who served… honorably-ish
• Anyone who believes gratitude should be cold, carbonated, and in your hand
• Adding a bit of sarcasm to your next toast
Mission: Hydration. Attitude: Maximum.
Thank yourself first. Let others catch up.
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