Wrap yourself in the warm embrace of freedom of speech—or at least the freedom to wear whatever the hell you want. This hoodie is perfect for those chilly evenings spent pondering whether that last “hot take” in the group chat went too far. Spoiler: it didn’t.
With a classic design as sharp as your sarcasm, this hoodie offers a tactical blend of comfort and utility. The pouch pocket is perfect for stashing your phone, snacks, or the crippling realization that satire has become indistinguishable from reality. The drawstrings? Fully adjustable for when you need to tighten up and dodge responsibility—like a true professional.
Made with 100% cotton face and a durable cotton-poly blend, it’s as reliable as the military budget (and a lot softer, too).
Heads Up: This hoodie runs small, so order one size up—because the only thing that should feel tight around here is operational security.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
