
It’s Not a Uniform Violation If Everyone’s Laughing
You’ve read the headlines. Now wear them. Satirical shirts, OPSEC-compromised stickers, and gear so good it probably violates a regulation somewhere.
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Clean On OPSEC Hand Wash
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Houthi PC Small Group Alumni Shirt (👊🇺🇸🔥 Edition)
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WhiskeyLeaks Rocks Glass
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WhiskeyLeaks Drink Coaster
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Low Speed High Drag Shirt
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Are You Careful On Signal? Poster
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Someone Added Pete Hegseth Poster
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Loose Signal Chats Poster
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Enemy Eyes Poster
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Low Speed High Drag Notebook
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Gear for the Frontlines of Bad Decision-Making

Clean On OPSEC Hand Wash
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The Propaganda Collection
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Enemy Eyes Postcard
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Loose Signal Chats Shirt
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Enemy Eyes Shirt
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Are You Careful On Signal? Postcard
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Loose Signal Chats Greeting Card
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Are You Careful On Signal? Poster
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Someone Added Pete Hegseth Shirt
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Careless Sinking Poster
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Duffel Blog
Duffel Blog 'Joe' trucker hat
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